About

On the second floor of an old building, tucked away in a quiet corner of the city.
Push open the heavy door and you will find a cozy hideout for sound, with a faint aroma of coffee in the air.

Behind the counter, the manager is locked in a staring contest with a laptop, banana in hand. On the floor, our buyer Neco is wrestling with freshly delivered cardboard boxes, fully absorbed in selecting the next batch of records. And in the best seat, relaxing to the dance music flowing from the speakers, is the shop’s “true boss”: Bananu, the resident cat.

This is the world of our “imaginary record shop”, where we face dance music every day.

What we deliver are reviews packed with obsession and on-the-floor perspective, shaped with care. We like to say they are something algorithms and AI cannot write, while also (quietly) making good use of AI where it helps.
From a room with bananas, coffee, and a cat, we will help you find a record that hits the right nerve.